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I'm bamboo. o3o

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[x] - You like cheese.
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[ ] - You have farted today.
[ ] - You have choked on something.
[ ] - You are a writer.
[ ] - You smoke.
[ ] - You like to swim.
[ ] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 3

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times.
[ ] - You are an only child.
[ ] - You have more than 3 pets.
[x] - You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] - You like jewelry.
[ ] - Your favorite music genre is rock.

TOTAL SO FAR = 7

[ ] - You weigh more than 140 lbs
[ ] - You like pirates.
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.

TOTAL SO FAR = 8

[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[ ] - You have a job.
[x] - You live with your parents.
[x] - You like to eat eggs.
[ ] - You have a religion.
[ ] - You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL SO FAR = 10

[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[ ] - You have eaten something odd before.
[x] - You are bad at math.
[x] - You love electronics.
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[ ] - You cuss a lot.
[x] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games.
[x] - You have low self-esteem.
[ ] - You carry a purse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 16

[x] - You like flowers.
[ ] - You are bisexual or homosexual
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[x] - You have used tarot before.
[ ] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome.
[ ] - You like ~Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's.
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.
[ ] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL SO FAR = 18

[x] - You like fire.
[ ] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[ ] - You have a high school diploma.
[x] - You live in America.
[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[ ] - You sleep in the nude.
[ ] - You will tag people to do this

TOTAL SO FAR = 21

[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal. (lots of them 8D)
[x] - You like watermelon.
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[x] - You have a fetish for something.
[x] - You fidget a lot.
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[ ] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[ ] - You have a brother.

TOTAL SO FAR = 27

[ ] - You can cook well
[ ] - You like to party.
[ ] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[ ] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[ ] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[ ] - You have run away from something.
[ ] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".

TOTAL SO FAR = 29

[ ] - You like to mix soft drinks together.
[ ] - You have done an odd experiment.
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[ ] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[ ] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[x] - Your hair is brown. (ish?)
[x] - You love to eat candy.

TOTAL SO FAR = 32

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats.
[x] - You have a quirky personality.
[ ] - You are a coffee addict.
[ ] - You live near a body of water. (canals aren't always considered bodies of water so…)
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[ ] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[ ] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[ ] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".

GRAND TOTAL = 37

Find your score & title this as "I'm _________________". (Put your answer in the blank.)

0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity
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[x] You've seen at least one anime.
[x] You've read at least one manga. (too many to count. D
[x] You watch anime/read manga on a regular basis.
[x] You think that anime and western cartoons are two separate things.
[ ] You're in anime club.
[x] You've cosplayed at least once.
[ ] You counted Halloween costumes from when you were a kid as cosplay.
[x] You cosplay in public.(i've done it before, but not regularly ^^;)
[x] You've been to at least one anime convention.
[x] You cosplayed there.
[x] You traveled more than 200 miles to get there. (AKON!)
[ ] You like Japanese food.
[x] You like any of the following in particular: sushi, Pocky, cheap ramen, ramune.
[x] You know that sushi isn't just raw fish.
[ ] You've made bento lunch.
[ ] You've made a charabento.
[ ] You go to the Asian shop on a regular basis
[ ] You've actually been to Japan.
[ ] You've been to Japan solely for the anime, videogames or idols.
[ ] You're learning/know Japanese.
[ ] You're learning it to watch anime without subtitles.
[ ] You have Japanese blood.
[ ] You CLAIM to have Japanese blood.
[x] You're in love with a fictional character made by Japanese people.
[x] You claim you're married to said fictional character.
[x] Anime is so much better than western cartoons.
[ ] You call all cartoons anime.
[x] Anyone who hates anime is dead to you
[x] You call characters by their original Japanese names
[ ] You call characters by their romaji spelling
[ ] You defend Pearl Harbour.
[ ] You think Pearl Harbour's a new anime that just started airing in Japan.
[ ] You think Japan is the greatest country on Earth.
[ ] You think that just because they make the best media.
[x] You listen to J-music.
[x] Exclusively.
[x] You know that it's pronounced "Gakuto" and not "Gackt".
[x] You can name all the Vocaloids.
[x] WITHOUT looking it up.
[ ] You like Hetalia. (its so cute)
[ ] You think Japan is the best character.
[x] You wear items of anime-related clothing in public.
[ ] You play only Japanese videogames/watch Japanese shows/eat Japanese food.
[ ] You use Japanese honorifics.
[ ] To refer to yourself.
[x] Your entire room is full of anime merchandise.
[ ] You changed your name to something Japanese.
[ ] Legally.
[x] You want to give your kid a Japanese name.
[x] You want to name your kid after an anime character.
[ ] You've considered having surgery to look oriental.
[ ] You've had it done.
[ ] You stalk the Japanese exchange students.
[ ] You've been arrested for doing so.
[x] You use memes in daily conversation.
[ ] You watch abridged series.
[ ] You get most of the jokes.
[ ] You use tildes while typing
[ ] You use Japanese emoticons
[ ] You make attempt to Japanese sounding by the Engrish typing.
[ ] You claim you're Japanese on your dA/Facebook/Myspace/whatever.
[ ] You're not.
[x] You're not even Asian. ( i am..technically? depends on the "term" Asian)
[ ] If you're Asian, you think doing Japanese stuff helps you get in touch with your heritage.
[x] And you're not even Japanese.
[x] People call you a weeaboo.
[x] You prefer the term otaku.
[x] You break out into Caramelldansen in public.
[x] You want to date a Japanese person.
[ ] No other nationality will do.
[ ] You watch Naruto.
[ ] You wear the headbands. ( how I WISH I had one though D
[ ] Every day.
[ ] You're bitching at me beacuse they're properly called "forehead protectors"
[ ] You bought said headban- erm FOREHEAD PROTECTOR at Hot Topic.
[ ] You act out scenes from the show.
[ ] FFVII is the best game ever. (i really wanna play it to see teh hype about it)
[ ] Sephiroth is yours.
[ ] Kingdom Hearts is awesome.
[ ] AxelxRoxas is KAWAII DESU NE~~~!!
[x] You wish you owned a real Death Note.
[ ] Touhou rocks your life.
[x] Anime dubs are the spawn of Satan.
[ ] Vic Miginola is God. (hes a great voice actor.... i would of loved seeing him at mecha con)
[x] It's seiyu, not voice actor.
[ ] You use Gratuitious Japanese all the time.
[ ] You add "desu" to the end of every sentence.
[x] The only thing you draw is anime.
[ ] You're taking an art course, and all you submit is anime.
[x] All your friends also like anime.
[ ] You want to become a mangaka.
[ ] In Japan.
[x] Most of your manga/anime is hentai.
[x] You know that "hentai" doesn't mean "porn"
[x] You write fanfics for English class.
[x]Never hand em in
[x] Yaoi fanfics.
[x] You know nothing about Japanese culture except for anime, videogames, idols, music, porn and schoolgirls
[x] Everyone says you have no life.
[x] And it's true.

Score: 45 (the exact same score as bayang... XD)
Score:
0-10: You probably hate Japan. You're not a weeaboo at all, not even close.
10-20: You like SOME Japanese things but, still not a weeaboo.
20-30: At this stage you probably still hate weeaboos. Good news- you're not one.
30-40: You keep your love of Japanese stuff sensible.
40-50: You're very likely a Japanophile, but you're not as annoying as a full-blown weeaboo.
50-60: You're not a weeaboo just yet, but try and moderate it.
60-70: Weeaboo.
70-80: Please stop it!!!!!!
80-90: STOP HUMPING THE MIKU LOVE PILLOW!!!!!!11
90-100: STOP!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KAMI-SAMA STOP!!!!!
101: Insane asylum tiems.
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google?

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What to do: Use Google to search after whatever you have to. Tag three friends. Be mature and write your first name. (?) Use the first results of what you search after and make some sense out of it!

1st task: Type "[your name] need" in Google.
Result: " Does my contanct, Miranda, need to date an American? I think you need to date an American"
contanct?

2nd task: Type "[name] looks like" in Google.
Result: "This is what the name "Miranda" looks like in Japanese:"
lolwhut?

3rd task: Type "[name] says" in Google.
Result: "Miranda Says ... What does Miranda say today?"
errr...

4th task: Type "[name] wishes" i Google.
Result: "Miranda wishes all her fans, friends and fellow blues artistes and affaciados her kindest regards and hopes to hear from them soon"
i don't play the blues. O_o

5th task: Type "[name] practice" in Google.
Result: "From it's inception in 1985, Fleming & Miranda has been devoted to solving our clients' concerns"
i won't even ask.

6th task: Type "[name] hates" in Google.
Result: "What is miranda hates more than her body?"
???


7th: Type "[name] asks" in Google.
Result: "Miranda asks a paparazzi to delete photos"
...


8th: Type "[name] goes" in Google.
Result: "Miranda Goes to War"



9th: Type "[name] likes" in Google.
Result: "Fic: How Miranda likes to game."



10th: Type "[name] eats" in Google.
Result: "Miranda eats carrots"
yay! the next result was miranda eats shit. yeah...


11th: Type "[name] wears" in Google.
Result: "The fur coats and wraps Miranda wears could go either way with this trope"
what IS a trope?


12th: Type "[name] was arrested for" in Google.
Result:"In 1963, Miranda was arrested for the armed robbery of a bank worker"
Yeah, totally like me.
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[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You love your family.
[x] There is a pool/spa in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 6

[x] You dress the way you want to.
[ ] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[ ] There is a computer/laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to the movies.
T 0 T A L: 12

[ ] You have over 500 friends on facebook.
[x] You have pictures on facebook.
[x] Your parents let you have a facebook. (they dont know?)
[x] You get allowance/loan.
[x] You collect something normal.
[x] You look forward to going to college.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport.
[x] You want to do something after school/college.
T 0 T A L: 18

[ ] You own a car/truck.
[ ] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[x] You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life.
[x] You have friends.
[x] You've never had a detention.
T O T A L: 21

[ ] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You are happy with your life.
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[ ] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[ ] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You don't have any enemies.
T O T A L: 25

Total over all: 25

Times it by 3 = 75

101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F

Repost saying "I got a (your score) in life"
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+Name: Miranda

+Birthdate: Jan. 31

+Birth Place: H-town! (houston, texas)



+Current SAME AS ABOVE



+Eye Color: green gray

+Hair Color: dirty blonde



+Height: 5'3" (almost 5'4", oAo;)



+Weight: 115


+Tattoos: lol, none. too painful...

+Boyfriend/Girlfriend: i wish *drool*

+Overused Phrase: awesome!



FAVORITES



+Food: goat cheese and crackers. seriously.


+Candy: chocolate turtles!

+Number: i dunno... 13?


+Color: purple or aqua or lemon yellow.



+Animal: kitties!


+Drink: water. lol, this is true.



+Alcoholic Drink: nope i doodilies!


+Bagel: ummm... i really don't like bagels.


+Letter: M for Miranda!



+Body Part on Opposite sex: their hair!!! lol.


THIS OR THAT



+Pepsi or Coke: neither. i don't like soda...



+McDonalds or Burger King: burger king, i guess. both are gross! >_<



+Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon



+Hot tea or Iced tea: hot tea.


+Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate


+Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate! yummy yum yum!



+Kiss or Hug: kiss.

+Dog or Cat: kitties! nya!


+Rap or Punk: punk



+Summer or Winter: oh... well in houston summer is unbearable, so winter.


+Sad Movies or Funny Movies: funny! laughing i fun... crying... just isn't.


+Love or Money: Love.



+Bedtime: whenever i can drag myself off the computer



+Most Missed Memory: ? i don't know.



+Best physical feature: my eyes, i guess.


+First Thought Waking Up: "i'm hungrrrry."


+Goal for this year: have something like a cheesy shoujo romance manga happen to me! no, really!

+Weakness: ummm... thinking too highly of myself i suppose.


+Fears: pain.



+Heritage: irish, welsh, french, american



+Longest relationship: lol, N/A


HAVE YOU...



+Ever Drank: like in church



+Ever Smoked: nope, never will.



+Pot: NO WAY!



+Ever been Drunk: never



+Ever been beaten up: nope.



+Ever beaten someone up: i wish.



+Ever Shoplifted: i took some plastic necklaces once, you know those kind that worth 10 cents a piece? they weren't even on sale, though. they were just on display.


+Ever Skinny Dipped: nope.


+Ever Kissed Opposite sex: no



+Ever Kissed Same Sex: no...



+Been Dumped Lately: nope



IN A GUY/GIRL



+Favorite Eye Color: dark blue, bright blue



+Favorite Hair Color: dark brown



+Short or Long: long.


+Height: taller than me

+Style: emo.


+Looks or Personality: personality!


+Hot or Cute: cute.


+Drugs and Alcohol: neither!!


+Muscular or Really Skinny: really skinny. i love skinny guys and muscula guys just creep me out.


RANDOMS



+Number of Regrets in the Past: yeah...i try and forget those


+What country/world do you want to visit: japan!


+How do you want to die: painlessly.

+Been to the Mall Lately: no, but i want to.


+Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, i like listening to them, but the thunder scare my cats.

+Get along with your Parents: yeah, i guess.

+Health Freak: nope. i eat junk food all day, every day!

+Do you think you're attractive: not really.


+Want to go to college: yeah!!



+Do you smoke: no!



+Do you drink: NO!


+Shower daily: of course!


+Been in love: fwa fwa fwa! i wouldn't call it /love/...



+Do you sing: only when i'm alone.



+Want to get married: yes!



+Do you want children: also yes!


+Hate anyone: not anymore, really.


Tag: anyone who wants to...
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